Tuesday, December 2, 2008

A Short One Worth Sharing

A very young (think 19) friend of mine was walking out of a mall last week as a lady (think 32) walked in. Young spots great footwear and calls to lady, "I love your boots! Where did you get them?"

Lady smiles, grabs her chest and trills, "Thanks so much! Dr. Lehman. Most people wouldn't ask."

1 comment:

Jane said...

Cute. Here's another one:

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
“Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?”
She stops, looks at him over the top of her glasses and barks, “Go away, ye'll no bring it back!”